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Dating is for Anthropologists...
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| Prayer for the Holidays |
[Nov. 25th, 2004|10:10 pm] |
Lord, give me the strength that I may not fall
into the hands of cholesterol,
At polyunsaturates, I'll never mutter
for the road to hell is paved with butter.
And cake is cursed, and cream is awful,
and satan is hiding in every waffle.
beelzebub is a chocolate drop
and lucifer a lollipop.
Teach me the evils of hollandaise,
of pasta and gobs of mayonnaise;
And crisp fried chicken from the South,
Lord, if you love me
Shut my mouth!
Adapted by Roman Pietrykowski... |
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| okay... |
[Nov. 20th, 2004|09:25 am] |
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Okay, so I only looked at the first few editions of that Mega Man comic strip, and upon further review it isnt worth my time, and seems to get more profane as it goes on.... |
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[Oct. 20th, 2004|09:24 pm] |
The Curse is Over!
Go BoSox! |
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[Jul. 29th, 2004|04:04 pm] |
Today I benched a new high weight- 255 lbs. |
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[Jun. 20th, 2004|06:02 pm] |
The Lakers are being disbanded. I am so happy, ecstatic even.
In other news, church was interesting. Ryan Bailey did a good job teaching Elders Quorom. And I did a good job of keeping my hand in the air for long periods of time before he decided to call on me.
Well, lemon meringue pie is rock ya face off good, just in case you didnt know.
PS, I was thinking about cornrows in my hair, one problem, I need someone to do them. Maybe my fellow Romulon knows someone... |
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[May. 24th, 2004|12:52 am] |
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Anyone have AOL Instant Messenger? |
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[Apr. 24th, 2004|09:04 pm] |
Look, if I swallow my pride and then wear a helmet, I will inherit the Trump Tower!
(Fine with me, as long as Ivana does NOT come with it. Shesa fired! So is Don Trumps hair.)
I did get a kick out of the Letterman game Trump or Monkey where they guess whos hair is whose. Fuh-nay! |
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| Google V. Bush |
[Apr. 20th, 2004|05:34 pm] |
1) Go to www.Google.com
2) Type in (but don't hit enter): "weapons of mass destruction"
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button to the right of where you've typed in -- don't hit the normal "Google search" button.
4) READ CAREFULLY what appears to be a normal ERROR message. Make sure you read the whole error message.
Someone at Google apparently has a sense of humor. Try this soon, before someone at Google fixes it! |
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